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REASONS FOR WHY I’M VOTING DEMOCRAT THIS YEAR

July 25, 2008

Here is My post of why I am voting Democrat this year and here is one link the helped me to my decision and the 2nd link is here.  this a repost from another blog on another website I just feel that it needs to be spread out more for everyone to read.

I’m voting Democrat because I don’t hate myself enough for being white, male, educated, straight or middle class.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I’m voting Democrat because Al Gore says global warming is hiding under my bed, waiting to get me.

I’m voting Democrat because I want to assume absolutely no personal responsibility for my actions.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m mad that George W. Bush hasn’t caught Bin Laden. That’s because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I’m voting Democrat because I’ve been whining like a ritalin-marinated toddler on a temper tantrum about my candidate having won a Presidential election for the last eight years, and I want to be right for once.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that if I don’t have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I’m voting Democrat because I’m not an individual. I’m a race, a gender, a religion (or lack thereof), and a sexual orientation.

I’m voting Democrat because I’d rather have gas prices be easily influenced by world markets rather than drill in the Anwar preserve set aside for the purpose of drilling. I think terrorists know how to use our money best.

I’m voting Democrat because it’s my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I’ll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I’ll do that too.

I’m voting democrat because psychotic dictators like Amadinejad and Jong-Ill will listen to reason if I just talk to them instead of backing up my words with actions. I’ll buy them a beer.

I’m voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.

I’m voting Democrat because we need to make the illegal immigrants feel more at home by learning to speak Spanish. I think we should hand them welcome brochures that detail where to get government services and free Ipods at the border too.

I’m voting Democrat because having a picture of Jesus within 100 miles of me is offensive. Colored lights are offensive. Christmas trees are offensive. Hell, let’s just ban the whole holiday! Let’s put up lots of Ramadan decorations, more footbaths, more mosques and more Islam recruiting posters in our subways instead. Diversity is our strength.

I’m voting Democrat because I like the government making all of my decisions for me. I’m not smart enough to make them myself.

I’m voting Democrat because supporting a work-capable person on welfare for over 50 years is so noble. Anyone who doesn’t take pity on these poor souls don’t have a heart.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries’ permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I’m voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime — criminals.

I’m voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race — particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you’re worse than Bull Conner.

I’m voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you’ll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it’s first come, first served at the cemetery!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we’re talking about Al Gore’s house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

I’m voting Democrat because Socialism needs another chance. Sure it failed eleventy billion times throughout history, but that’s only because we haven’t tried it yet!

I’m voting Democrat because I think the terrorists just need a big hug. I’m sure a little lovin will convince them to take their bombs off.

I’m voting Democrat because I like the words “hope” and “change.” Also “kazoo.” That’s a funny word.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that America’s founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America’s founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.

I’m voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don’t feel like moving there. I’ll threaten to move, but I really won’t. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.

I’m voting Democrat because disagreeing with a black man is racism.

I’m voting Democrat because all of the history books were written by fascists with an agenda. America terrorized every country it ever set foot in, and stole candy from little babies.

I’m voting Democrat because I hate Bush. He caused 9-11, Katrina, and the nail I broke this morning.

I’m voting Democrat because successful entrepreneurs either oppressed a minority or were lucky, and don’t deserve their financial success.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m too historically ignorant to realize that we still have a large military presence in Japan and Germany.

I’m voting Democrat because I can’t get the new Iphone 3G yet, my new Hummer needs new tires already, and McDonald’s screwed up my lunch order. The economy is making life in the US a 3rd world country!

I’m voting Democrat because Sharia law sounds just neato.

I’m voting Democrat because I want the world to know that I want a weak America just like Europe does.

I’m voting democrat so I can roll over and die the next time some emo ass-clown with more prescription drugs than teeth in his body shoots up a public place. Because I can’t be trusted to personally own or carry a firearm. And I’m too unsafe to dare shooting back.

I’m voting Democrat because I want to screw one of our biggest allies in the Middle East for the third time in 20 years.

I’m voting Democrat so we can sell out everyone else the way we sold out the South Vietnamese.

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won’t stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I’m voting Democrat because thought isn’t one of my strong suits.

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11 comments

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  5. I’m voting democratic because I ‘m tired of bald face lies by corrupt neocons starting unnecessary wars that drain our military and treasury while we are the only major industrialized nation without a comprehensive health care safety net for the least of our citizens. I’m voting Democratic because I’m not afraid of a few more dollars coming out of my checks to improve the education of our fellow citizens, something you obviously missed out on. I’m voting Democratic because I am tired of special interest controlling our government for the gains of the top 10% of our population while those of us who make less than $100,000 are left the burden of supporting the infrastructure with over 50% of our gross incomes.


  6. I’m Voting Republican In 2008

    I’m voting Republican because like Democrats, I believe the government will do a better job of spending my money than I would, only the Republicans won’t tax me, they’ll just run the national debt up another $4 Trillion.

    I’m voting Republican because freedom of speech is fine as long as we don’t say anything negative about a candidate within 60 days of the election. Also, as long as we don’t say anything that the Republicans don’t like.

    I’m voting Republican because, as in Iraq, I think we should just blow any damned country we feel like back into the stone. To hell with international law, it’s just a piece of paper.

    I’m voting Republican because I believe that people who can’t balance the budget ought to be bailing out banks, businesses and speculators on the backs of our children.

    I’m voting Republican because I think a woman should be a baby machine and submissive to a man’s whims. Women are there for one purpose, after all.

    I’m voting Republican because I believe that business should be able to do anything they want including the pollution of the environment, clear cutting forests, strip mining the tops off of mountains, and doing as THEY see fit.

    I’m voting Republican because I believe it’s better for three or four religious kooks to rewrite the constitution to meet their religious beliefs since they would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

    I’m voting Republican because I believe that we need to create as many terrorists as we can by supressing freedoms in foreign countries. That way we can instill fear in the American public, which makes it easier to strip their rights away.

    I’m voting Republican because I think that it’s better to create strawman arguments and twist logic to meet some zelot’s interpretation of a book written over 1500 years ago than to actually leave people alone and allow them to be happy.

    I’m voting Republican because I believe that government needs to give more tax breaks and financial incentives to businesses (like big oil) because we haven’t drained the last drop of oil or ruined that last bit of land yet.

    Makes you wonder how anyone with any brains would EVER vote Republican, doesn’t it?

    Actually, if you were paying attention, you’d be a Libertarian.


  7. “I’m voting Democrat because I like the government making all of my decisions for me. I’m not smart enough to make them myself.” I really don’t know if truer words have ever been spoken. Your ignorance is only topped by your pathetically obvious attempt at sarcasm.


  8. Its not about Democrats or Republicans, its about who can do the job. The Democratic party has a candidate that has no experience in World politics, The Republicans do, the vice president candidate on the Democratic side has some experience but is somewhat of a Republican in a Democratic coat. On the Republican side their vice presidential candidate came out of no where and her back round and experience is not up to par as well. So it comes down to what party will get the most cooperation from the Senate and House. I only see the Republican party obtaining this. There will be more hard times and bad politics with the Democratic if they get elected, at least with the Republicans we might have a chance at rebuilding the economy.


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